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Manager, Yeemik, who held Sildar Hallwinter hostage. Yeemik's loyal pet, a carrion crawler named Bruce, added to the chaos of negotiations. Before any deals could be struck, two of the group's members vanished under mysterious circumstances. Cosima made an Irish exit, leaving behind only glitter and good vibes, while Thurmin disappeared in a burst of divine light after offering thoughts

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	=== Summary ===		=== Summary ===
	Picking up where the last session left off, the party remained deep in the goblin lair where they had cornered a band of goblins led by their so-called ~~“Regional Manager,” [[Yeemik]], who held [[Sildar Hallwinter]] hostage. Yeemik’s loyal pet, a carrion crawler named Bruce, added to the chaos of negotiations.~~		Picking up where the last session left off, the party remained deep in the goblin lair where they had cornered a band of goblins led by their so-called Regional

	Before any deals could be struck, two of the group’s members vanished under mysterious circumstances. [[Cosima]] made an Irish exit, leaving behind only glitter and good vibes, while [[Thurmin]] disappeared in a burst of divine light after offering “thoughts and prayers.” Whether they will return remains to be seen.

	With their numbers reduced, the remaining adventurers navigated goblin corporate hierarchy through deception and sheer absurdity. [[Shade]] asserted authority by ordering the goblins to take a break—resulting in a disturbingly literal interpretation of “group relaxation.” Moments later, Shade unleashed thunderous vengeance upon them, wiping out the lot.

	~~Ultimately, the adventurers bartered with Yeemik, trading the~~ Regional Director’s head for [[Sildar Hallwinter]]’s freedom. True to goblin management style, Yeemik released Sildar by hurling him off a ledge, leaving him unconscious but alive. Searching the cavern further, the group found crates marked with a blue lion crest—the symbol of the [[Lionshield Coster]]—before returning to their wagon and heading to [[Phandalin]].

	~~=== Loot Acquired ===~~
	* Bruder – 23 gold pieces
	* Unknown party member – Jade frog statue wearing a top hat
	* A few potions (immediately used)
	* Crates marked with the [[Lionshield Coster]] crest
	* The unconscious [[Sildar Hallwinter]]

	~~=== Character XP ===~~
	* Thurmin – 342 XP
	* [[Cosima]] – 342 XP
	* [[Shade]] – 575 XP
	* Bruder – 575 XP
	* Battle Brisket – 575 XP
	* Dick Smashington – 575 XP

	~~''It takes 900 XP to reach level 3; no one leveled up yet.''~~

	~~=== NPCs Encountered ===~~
	* [[Yeemik]] – Goblin “Regional Manager” of the Cragmaw Hideout
	* [[Sildar Hallwinter]] – Rescued from captivity
	* Bruce – Pet carrion crawler of Yeemik

	~~=== Locations Visited ===~~
	* [[Goblin Cave (Cragmaw Hideout)]] – Continued exploration and negotiations
	* [[Phandalin]] – Reached the town gates by the session’s end

	~~=== Quests Advanced ===~~
	* '''Find Gundren and Sildar:''' [[Sildar Hallwinter]] rescued; [[Gundren Rockseeker]] still missing.
	* '''Escort Mission:''' Supplies and rescued NPC successfully delivered to [[Phandalin]].

	~~=== Notes ===~~
	~~Next session planned: June 10, 2022 — “We fuck around in town.”~~

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	~~'''Session Navigation:'''~~
	~~← [[Session 01 – The Road to Phandalin]] \| [[Session Logs\|All Sessions]] \| [[Session 03 – Welcome to Phandalin]] →~~

	~~[[Category:Sessions]] [[Category:Lost Mine of Phandelver]]~~

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== Session 02 – The Goblin Lair Negotiations ==
'''Date:''' 5/28/2022
'''DM:''' Lauren

=== Summary ===
Picking up where the last session left off, the party remained deep in the goblin lair where they had cornered a band of goblins led by their so-called “Regional Manager,” [[Yeemik]], who held [[Sildar Hallwinter]] hostage. Yeemik’s loyal pet, a carrion crawler named Bruce, added to the chaos of negotiations.

Before any deals could be struck, two of the group’s members vanished under mysterious circumstances. [[Cosima]] made an Irish exit, leaving behind only glitter and good vibes, while [[Thurmin]] disappeared in a burst of divine light after offering “thoughts and prayers.” Whether they will return remains to be seen.

With their numbers reduced, the remaining adventurers navigated goblin corporate hierarchy through deception and sheer absurdity. [[Shade]] asserted authority by ordering the goblins to take a break—resulting in a disturbingly literal interpretation of “group relaxation.” Moments later, Shade unleashed thunderous vengeance upon them, wiping out the lot.

Ultimately, the adventurers bartered with Yeemik, trading the Regional Director’s head for [[Sildar Hallwinter]]’s freedom. True to goblin management style, Yeemik released Sildar by hurling him off a ledge, leaving him unconscious but alive. Searching the cavern further, the group found crates marked with a blue lion crest—the symbol of the [[Lionshield Coster]]—before returning to their wagon and heading to [[Phandalin]].

=== Loot Acquired ===
* Bruder – 23 gold pieces
* Unknown party member – Jade frog statue wearing a top hat
* A few potions (immediately used)
* Crates marked with the [[Lionshield Coster]] crest
* The unconscious [[Sildar Hallwinter]]

=== Character XP ===
* Thurmin – 342 XP
* [[Cosima]] – 342 XP
* [[Shade]] – 575 XP
* Bruder – 575 XP
* Battle Brisket – 575 XP
* Dick Smashington – 575 XP

''It takes 900 XP to reach level 3; no one leveled up yet.''

=== NPCs Encountered ===
* [[Yeemik]] – Goblin “Regional Manager” of the Cragmaw Hideout
* [[Sildar Hallwinter]] – Rescued from captivity
* Bruce – Pet carrion crawler of Yeemik

=== Locations Visited ===
* [[Goblin Cave (Cragmaw Hideout)]] – Continued exploration and negotiations
* [[Phandalin]] – Reached the town gates by the session’s end

=== Quests Advanced ===
* '''Find Gundren and Sildar:''' [[Sildar Hallwinter]] rescued; [[Gundren Rockseeker]] still missing.
* '''Escort Mission:''' Supplies and rescued NPC successfully delivered to [[Phandalin]].

=== Notes ===
Next session planned: June 10, 2022 — “We fuck around in town.”

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'''Session Navigation:'''
← [[Session 01 – The Road to Phandalin]] | [[Session Logs|All Sessions]] | [[Session 03 – Welcome to Phandalin]] →

[[Category:Sessions]] [[Category:Lost Mine of Phandelver]]

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